Spending too much time thinking about what to do next?  Pick up a pack of...Heuristics!  These handy little gizmos will tell you, within a reasonable margin of error, which way you should think about a situation!

Meeting a new person sounds like a chore?  Well, you already know things about them!  By analyzing how they dress, speak, and act, you're able to know what to expect from this person!

Warning: excessive heuristic use may cause racism, sexism, ageism, or a number of other unhealthy -isms.  Results not guaranteed.  Prejudgements may not be accurate.  Operators are standing by!